Venezuelan El Presidente Hugo Chavez has proven his loyalty to the Muslim Brotherhood's war against the American imperialists. He has embraced our cause, has befriended Iran's President Ahmadinejad, and has pledged that he will back any aggression by the USA against Iran in the future.
His words from yesterday:
"Iran is under threat; there are plans to invade Iran, hopefully it won't happen, but we are with you,"
"Under any scenario we are with you just like we are with Cuba"... "If the United States invades Cuba, blood will run... We will not have our arms crossed while bombs are falling in Havana or they carry Raul off in a plane."
Castro and Chavez have also developed a strong relationship. Castro is no stranger to American aggression and sabotage. Together they will plot strategies to undermine and destroy the Great Satan -- the USA.
This photo of Castro and Chavez depicts an old Muslim ritual whereby friends pledge eternal loyalty to one another by "checking the other's oil" from behind (also referred to as the"butt-to-bone" rite). They learned this from their Muslim brothers. Our prophet Muhammad (pbuh) was the father of this "man love" ritual. Westerners cannot appreciate this style of male bonding. We swear by it.
Chavez is seen in the next photo illustrating his Fickle Finger of Death. He states that if he ever gets close enough to George W. Bush, he'd be able to kill him with a single camel-dung-laced finger. One poke to Bush's eye would prove fatal due the toxic qualities of camel turds. Chavez is one amazingly resourceful man!
Speaking of resourcefulness, Chavez is seen in this next photo demonstrating his new invention, Invisible Night-Vision Goggles. Yes. Our comrade Hugo Chavez will go down in Islamic history as a great warrior for jihad.
Long live El Presidente Hugo Chavez!