Thanking The LEFT For Their Support

Friday, November 17, 2006

I Denounce The Infidel BECK!

I wanted to make a post about how happy we are now that the stupid foolish americans have fallen into our trap to insure a swift victory but now i am So ANGRY again.

Do you see this man? i am reluktant to call him a man. HE IS THE DEVIL!
A Servant of the Great Satan. I spit upon his name. He is arrogance.
You foolish americans call him "glenn Beck" I call him the master Jinn of devilery! a ugly serpent of lies! Do not believe me? See for yourself what shameful lies he tells of Islam!

Our comrades have been foolish and stupid enough to allow this man (and i use that loosely) to spout his lies and HATE on american tv! as a woman of Islam I cannot declare a fatwah. BUT I will denounce him and call him a lier!!!
I also denounce our friends at your CNN for allowing the man (again i am slow to call him that) to speak his mind and poison the minds of the americans with his UN TRUTHS!
i am sorrowful at you CNN. i thought you were our great ally.

The Infidel Beck has crossed the line with us. How dare he show video of our news programs and call them "propaganda"?!!! Does he not know of copyright laws?!!?? He is breaking even your laws by doing this. he has not a right to show such things. Plus he said terrible things about my favorite cartoon show when i was a child-"The Teenage Mutant Ninjah Jihadis in the Great Struggle against the Oppresive Zionists and the Devil of the West". i just loved the character Bombbelt Benhi! (even if he was only in 1 episode.)
Satan Beck is a buffoon and a tool. he will burn in hell with that bush man!
You people should stay on your couch watching oprah and making buys on ebay and pay no attention to this stupid man and his lies!!!

on a happyer note-
We uluate with great joy upon the news of the elections!!
once again stupid americans have taken our bait. HAHA i say.
We will fix you but good-as they say.
Soon you will not have to worry about making foolish choices and burden your mind with all the decisions to make everyday. Our sacred and holy laws will do that for you once they become the way of this land!
This is but the first step.

We sing praises to Allah and the woman Nancy Pelosi!!
(Peace be unto BOTH of them!)
Happy are we in the mighty jihad of Allah!

Monday, November 13, 2006

Allah Akbar! your Buhja is Back!

Praise be to Allah, all meriful and great

I know I have been many long time in making a note in this web-log.
I have just now regain my use of my eyes from a accident during Ramadan.
My brother(Alhu al Fuhqwahdi) wanted to make happy with fireworks on the last holy night. He knew that i have been studying chemisrty at the college and wished that I "take it up a notch" as they say here to the explosives in the fireworks.
Your Buhja is not one to bak down from a challenge. I have great experience with the mixing of the powders from my youthdays and have learned much at the US schools at perfecting methods and chemical.
What can I say? The jinn made me do it.

I don't rememer much of what happened. I do know that something went wrong and i was left with very bad flash burns on my eyes. Very bad. I do remembr auto alarms going off all around me and my brothers screaming and shouting. it reminde me of the old neighborhood.

it could have been worse. Praise Allah! It was not my time to lose a hand or arm. Allah took my sight as a lesson to foolish women like me. I was full possessed by pride that i could make the mother of all m-80s.

So after weeks of wrapping my eyes and using the drops that the nice doctor in the emergency room gave me I am good as always. I can only see some colors and i must lean in to the tv screen on my computer but i get better soon. i can now also hear things much better. (that is a picture of me here 2 day's after the accident.)
So now you know why i have not making notes here.

but so much more has happened since the accident in this land of infidels that i must make more talk very soon!!
it is so much happiness.!!!

Thursday, November 09, 2006

For The Well Broken New Bride